Friday, March 21, 2014

A Few of My Favorite Billy Joel Songs: Part I

Apparently Samurai Frog and Chuck Klosterman aren't the only ones who like Billy Joel. I have always liked him too -- though there have been times when my affection seemed more of a love/hate thing due to the number of times Billy Joel's latest tunes have been overplayed on the local radio stations.

Among the most obvious favorites of mine from this artist:

1. "A Matter of Trust". I sent a copy of this video to my girlfriend yesterday by text message because I not only like it enough to want to share it with her but because it also reminds me of our relationship. We have been both burned in the past by former loves and yet we both keep trying to get along and thrive without getting hung up on the past. Plus it turns out that we both like the beat of this song...



I never noticed prior to yesterday how much Billy Joel's outfit in this video seems like a parody of Bruce Springsteen's traditional concert outfit. Deliberate or unintentional? You decide.

Plus there's the whole irony of Billy's relationship with Christie Brinkley at the time this song was recorded but then it's not Billy Joel's fault he's not psychic.

2. "Tell Her About It". One of the first CDs I ever owned was Billy Joel's An Innocent Man album, which, of course, had this song on it. And this was also one of the first music videos I recorded off cable TV back in the days when music videos were still a novelty.



I have always loved this song's video (see above) but I also liked the song's message. When my youngest brother first bought me the CD this song was on, I joked that he was trying to send me a message about the girl in my Catholic Singles group on whom I had had a crush at that time. And maybe he was. That still doesn't dilute the truth of the song's message. After all, if I had never told that Catholic girl about my feelings for her, I would have regretted it far more than her actual rejection. And of course part of the reason I was able to tell that girl about my feelings despite being usually very shy around women at that time was because I used this song to psych myself up.

As for the video, that Billy Joel really gets around, doesn't he? And I just love the Rodney Dangerfield cameo at the end.

3. "Laura". I actually have a cousin named Laura. In fact, I have two cousins named Laura and they're both on my father's side of the family. And fortunately -- as far as I know -- they're nothing like the title character of this song.



I have always thought it ironic that though Billy Joel comes right out and tells us the nature of his true relationship with "Laura" halfway through the song, the lyrics for the most part are ambiguous enough that I once thought the song was about an old girlfriend of Joel's. Then I thought it was about a platonic acquaintance. I was surprised as heck to realize that it was ultimately about his mother but then I have known enough "Lauras" in my lifetime who weren't related to me to understand the many reasons I would not have equated the title character with a mother even if Billy Joel had been more explicit in his lyrics.

For what it's worth, Blue October went for a similar hat trick with their song "Hate Me" but for some reason, they didn't pull it off as well as Billy Joel did with this song. But then it's hard to be human and not identify with the obviously mixed emotions Billy Joel describes in this song.

Edited to Add:

Just when I had the whole "what does this song really mean?" question answered to my satisfaction, I came across this video.

Then again I must confess that I find this "official" answer more convincing than Mr. Joel's.

As for the lines "Laura/ Calls me/ When she needs a good fix", I'm guessing we should not take that line too literally. Billy Joel never seemed like he was that plausible a drug dealer -- even in the context of the song -- and while I suppose a more charitable interpretation would have him being Laura's Narcotics Anonymous sponsor, that does not quite ring true either. Then again that just could be my own anti-drug biases speaking since I never played those roles with any of the Lauras in my life. For that matter, I never considered my own mother to be a Laura but that's a subject for another day.

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Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Pop Songs That Could Have Been Halloween Songs of the Week But Weren't

"Dancing with Myself" -- Billy Idol
“Dark Lady” -- Cher
"Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive" -- Men at Work
“I Want To Be Evil” -- Eartha Kitt
“Jeopardy” -- The Greg Kihn Band
"Night Moves" -- Marilyn Martin
“Psycho Chicken” -- The Fools
"Think I'm in Love" -- Eddie Money
“Why Me?” -- Planet P Project
“Wuthering Heights” -- Kate Bush

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Songs That Were Stuck in My Head All Weekend

1. "Insomnia" -- Faithless. Apparently, I. Can't. Get. No. Sleep.

2. "Add It Up" -- Violent Femmes. Apparently I like to count.

3. "Taxi" -- Harry Chapin. We might not all be Harrys but more than a few of us have our share of Sues. And oddly enough, one of the unrequited crushes I most regret was on a woman named Susan.

4. "Tainted Love" -- Max Raabe. It's official. We really are reliving the 1930s.

5. "If You Love Me (Let Me Know)" -- Olivia Newton-John. I have no idea how this got on the same list of songs as a Violent Femmes tune. Personally I suspect a certain post by the Flick Filosopher is to blame.

6. "Wuthering Heights" -- The Puppini Sisters. Apparently we are reliving the 1940s as well.

7. "It's a Tuff Life" -- Pat Benatar. For some strange reason, this song has been in my head a lot. It goes away every now and then but whenever I am tempted to start taking myself too seriously, it comes back.

8. "Taxman" -- The Beatles. But of course.

9. "Somebody Told Me" -- The Killers. Someday I will tell you a funny story concerning this song but not today.

10. "Tales of Brave Ulysses" -- Cream. Wait, they're not singing "Latin winter," are they?

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Halloween Songs of the Week

“Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)” -- Concrete Blonde
“Dracula's Tango” -- Toto Coelo
“Ghost of a Texas Ladies Man” -- Concrete Blonde
“Ghost of Stephen Foster” -- Squirrel Nut Zippers
“Hammer Horror” -- Kate Bush
“Haunted House” -- Jumpin' Gene Simmons
“Hell” -- Squirrel Nut Zippers
“Laurie (Strange Things Happen)” -- Dickey Lee
“Monster Mash” -- Bobby "Boris" Pickett
“Spooky” -- Classics IV
“Surfin' Spooks” -- The Ghastly Ones
“Swingin' at the Seance” -- The Moon Rays
“Thriller” -- Michael Jackson
“Werewolf” -- Five Man Electrical Band

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Monday, September 08, 2008

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Five Reasons to Listen to the Waitresses

1. "A Girl's Gotta Do." The ultimate feminist anthem of the 1980s.
2. "Bread and Butter." Originally written for the 1982 recession, it helped me get through the recession of the early 1990s and continues to inspire me today.
3. "No Guilt." That rarity of rarities: a positive breakup song. Proof that the end of a romantic relationship does not have to be "the end of the world."
4. "Quit." A humorous look at addiction.
5. "Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?" In many ways, the ultimate Waitresses song. The title song of their first album and one of their best songs overall.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Songs That Sound Best When Heard on a Car Radio after Sunset

1. "Because the Night" -- The Patti Smith Group
2. "Heart-Shaped Box" -- Nirvana
3. "Hurdy-Gurdy Man" -- Donovan
4. "Hush" -- Deep Purple
5. "Play with Fire" -- The Rolling Stone
6. "Run through the Jungle" -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
7. "She's the One" -- Bruce Springsteen
8. "The Crystal Ship" -- The Doors
9. "Tomorrow Never Know" -- The Beatles
10. "Wicked Game" -- Chris Isaak

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Ten Songs Not to Play on Mother's Day

1. "A Well-Respected Man" -- The Kinks
2. "Because of You" -- Kelly Clarkson
3. "Fancy" -- Reba McEntire
4. "Hell Is for Children" -- Pat Benatar
5. "I Don't Wanna Play House" -- Tammy Wynette
6. "Lady Madonna" -- The Beatles
7. "Mother" -- Pink Floyd
8. "Mother's Little Helper" -- The Rolling Stones
9. "Papa Loved Mama" -- Garth Brooks
10. "The End" -- The Doors

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Anti-Valentine Mix II

Not to be confused, of course, with the Anti-Valentine Mix I.

Btw, none of the songs on this list are meant to be taken as a personal comment on my former bride-to-be. Seriously.

1. “Anything, Anything (I'll Give You)” -- Dramarama
2. “Dearly Beloved” -- Faith Hill
3. “Don't Tell Me What to Do” -- Pam Tillis
4. “Heal It Up” -- Concrete Blonde
5. “Heart of Stone” -- The Rolling Stones
6. “I Am a Rock” -- Simon & Garfunkel
7. “Kerosene” -- Miranda Lambert
8. “Mr. Brightside” -- The Killers*
9. “No Guilt” -- The Waitresses
10. “Wicked Game” -- Chris Isaak

* I suppose you could always use the cover version Cameron Diaz sings during The Holiday as an adequate substitute, but I wouldn't recommend it.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Songs That Aren't Really Halloween Songs But Probably Should Be

1. “Blue Angel” -- Squirrel Nut Zippers
2. “Fire on High” -- Electric Light Orchestra
3. “Funeral for a Friend” -- Elton John
4. “Ghost Town” -- The Specials
5. “Heal It Up” -- Concrete Blonde
6. “Heart-Shaped Box” -- Nirvana
7. “Hurdy Gurdy Man” -- Donovan
8. “Run Through the Jungle” -- CCR
9. “St. James Infirmary” -- Snakefarm
10. “Uninvited” -- Alanis Morissette

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Friday, August 10, 2007

Out, Out, Brief Candle Mix (In Honor of Cinemarati)

1. “And When I Die” -- Blood, Sweat and Tears. The definite going-to-die song. Even if it has to lighten things up with that circle of life angle.

2. “Apocalypso” -- The Motels. On the other hand, what's the point of passing away if you can't get in a dance or two?

3. “Cabaret” -- Cabaret Soundtrack. Perhaps the ultimate song of pre-mortem defiance. And fatalism. After all, the time from cradle to tomb isn't that long a stay.

4. “Funeral for a Friend” -- Elton John. Rock'n'roll funeral music.

5. “I May Never Get to Heaven” -- Wanda Jackson. A country song that never ceases to move me. A tune for all of us mortal types who know darn well that we'll never qualify for sainthood but cannot help considering ourselves fortunate that we found some brief happiness upon this earth.

6. “If Tomorrow Never Comes” -- Garth Brooks. Another country tune that reminds us to let the objects of our affection know quite often that they are indeed the objects of our affection just in case there comes a day when we can no longer tell them anything at all.

7. “No One Lives Forever” -- Oingo Boingo. A celebration of mortality that spits in the eye of the Grim Reaper, then dares him to dance. I just love the staircase effect created by the group's keyboards.

8. “Road to Nowhere” -- Talking Heads. Another salute to rock'n'roll nihilism. Just because life seems so obviously hopeless at times doesn't necessarily mean that it is that hopeless. At least as long as we can sing.

9. “Tomorrow, Wendy” -- Concrete Blonde. One of the first -- and most powerful -- songs to deal with AIDS and yet a song that never really mentions AIDS by name. One of the best musical defiances of death I've ever heard though not necessarily a tune for the “Don't Worry, Be Happy” crowd.

10. “The Whole of the Moon” -- The Waterboys. The writer of this tune never says specifically what happened to the character to whom he is addressing the song but I can guess. The message I get from this song: Better a brief but creative life than a long and not so creative life. However I think it goes without saying that a long and creative life would probably be best.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Science Fiction Mix

1. “Flying Saucer” -- Brave Combo. A novelty song that actually manages to make the quest to see an actual UFO seem downright poetic if not philosophical.

2. “Galaxy Song” -- Monty Python's Flying Circus. Speaking of philosophy...

3. “Mr. Spaceman” --- The Byrds. Long before the advent of Mulder and Scully, the Byrds were producing their musical take on the whole UFO phenomenon with a tune that doesn't sound all that dated.

4. “Planet Claire” -- The B-52s. Everyone's favorite New Wave group has fun with sci fi.

5. “Space Cowboy” -- Steve Miller Band. A song from the late 1960s that has no relation to a certain Clint Eastwood movie with a similar title. Bet you weren't ready for that.

6. “Space Oddity” -- David Bowie. Apparently a lot of people in the late 1960s were thinking of outer space. Can't imagine why. That moon landing, perhaps?

7. “The Martian Boogie” -- Brownsville Station. A not so serious take on the whole alien encounter theme. Fortunately, there was no follow-up about the Venusian Hustle.

8. “They're Here” -- Boots Walker. A song about paranormal paranoia that you can dance to.

9. “U.F.O. Attack” -- The Asylum Street Spankers. A Texas group comes up with almost every sci-fi cliché you can think of--as well as a few you would rather not have thought of.

10. “X-Files Theme (DADO Paranormal Activity Mix)” -- DJ Dado. The best of the many tunes that were allegedly inspired by the X-Files TV series. Its one line (“Do you really want to know?”) is probably the most serious question raised by a sci-fi song to date.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Anti-Valentine Mix

Songs I Did NOT Put on a mix CD for mi novia last week:

1. “Love Stinks” -- J. Geils Band
2. “Love Hurts” -- Nazareth.
3. “If Your Kisses Can't Hold The Man You Love” -- Rasputina
4. “The Jeep Song” -- The Dresden Dolls
5. “Blame It on Your Heart” -- Patty Loveless
6. “Poison Arrow” -- ABC
7. “Past, Present, and Future” -- The Shangri-Las
8. “You Give Love a Bad Name” -- Bon Jovi
9. “Stiletto” -- Billy Joel
10. “I Hate Myself for Loving You” -- Joan Jett

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

A Few More of My Favorite Christmas Songs

1. “Christmas Wrapping” -- The Waitresses. Another Christmas song for the single folk. Especially for the non-church-going, non-present-buying single folk. As well as those of us who see Christmas not so much as a religious holiday or a celebration of materialism as simply an excuse to get together with either loved ones or potential loved ones. Besides, the lead singer's voice is kinda sweet and I love those opening jingle bells.

2. “Feliz Navidad” -- Jose Feliciano. Latino corn, but I like it. Even though they do tend to play it way too often on the radio.

3. “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer” -- Elmo and Patsy. My generation's answer to “White Christmas.” No, seriously. Just as “White Christmas” seems to be the one Christmas song every American in my father's generation knew by heart, “Grandma Got Run by a Reindeer” seems to be the one Christmas song every member of my generation can sing. Which is a scary thought when you think about it.

4. “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” -- John Lennon. My sister used to cry every time they played this song on the radio back in 1980 -- the year John Lennon was shot and killed. Which is a shame because I would rather have only happy memories to associate with this song. But I don't. And since it is an anti-war song thinly disguised as a Christmas song, that's probably just as well.

5. “It's So Chic to Be Pregnant at Christmas” -- Nancy White. This song is not meant to be a slap at the Virgin Mary but rather a bouncy reminder by Canadian singer Nancy White that the winter holiday season is not always as family-friendly as we'd like to think. Especially when pregnant women are involved. Consider it if you will a sequel to “Christmas Wrapping.” (And wouldn't a conversation between the protagonists of those two tunes be interesting?)

6. “Mr. Grinch” -- The Whirling Dervishes. I always had a weakness for the theme song for How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And this very easily is the best cover version of it that I've heard thus far.

7. “Rockin' Little Christmas” -- Carlene Carter. Interestingly enough, a country song which apparently celebrates religion and family life. Apparently, “rockin'” has a different meaning in Carlene Carter country.

8. “Rockin' Little Christmas” -- Deborah Allen. Not to be confused with the Carlene Carter song of the same name. Not quite as family-friendly as the Carlene Carter tune, but just as fun. I've always loved the instrumental version of “Auld Lang Syne” that begins the tune and Ms. Allen's bouncy singing is a hoot. If David E. Kelly had a favorite country Christmas song, it would probably be this one.

9. “Rudolph the Manic Reindeer” -- Los Lobos. A Tejano version--or at least pseudo-Tejano version (Los Lobos is, after all, a Californian group) -- of the traditional Christmas song about a red-nosed reindeer. Quite fun to listen to but way too short.

10. “Talkin' Christmas Goodwill Blues” -- John Wesley Harding. One of the few -- very few -- tunes to give a shoutout to those of us who work Christmas shifts. It's about time we got recognized.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

A Few of My Favorite Christmas Songs

1. “All Alone on Christmas” -- Darlene Love. An excerpt from the Home Alone Christmas album but a good one. Uplifting yet moody -- just like I tended to be in times past.

2. “All I Want for Christmas Is You” -- Mariah Carey. One wag on the Net described this as a modern-day version of a Phil Spector song and indeed, it is not hard to picture this song turning up on Phil Spector's Christmas album. Not so much a cover of the Vince Vance song of the same name as a variation on the same theme.

3. “All I Want for Christmas Is You” -- Vince Vance and the Valiants. No, I don't know why the lead singer of this group -- Lisa Layne -- is a female, much less why she isn't named Vince Vance. And it is hard to say which of this group's album covers is weirder: the one in which the whole group looks like a bunch of coneheads or the one in which the only person to be seen is a mysterious blonde who may or may not be Lisa Layne. However, the song itself is pretty sweet and it's always nice to see a reminder that not everyone sees Christmas as just an occasion for presents.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Songs I've Been Listening to Way Too Often

1. “Gravity” -- The Dresden Dolls. My favorite cut off their first album.
2. “If Your Kisses Can't Hold The Man You Love” -- Rasputina. Cover of an old Sophie Tucker tune.
3. “Because of You” -- Kelly Clarkson. Yes, that tune surprised me too.
4. “Words” -- Missing Persons. The new American anthem...
5. “Tomorrow, Wendy” -- Concrete Blonde. Because I can't listen to Kelly Clarkson all the time...
6. “Past, Present And Future” -- The Shangri-Las. Because I'm all about the happy tunes...
7. “Take the L” -- The Motels. An oldie but a goodie.
8. “I'll Be Your San Antone Rose” -- Dotsy and the Lea Jane Singers. One of those country songs you know you shouldn't listen to but do so anyway.
9. “I May Never Get to Heaven” -- Wanda Jackson. Another country song I'm mighty fond of.
10. “Hands Tied” -- Scandal. Just because...

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