TV Quote of the Week

I don't feel obsolete.
--Marta Kristen, Lost in Space, "The Promised Planet"

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All right, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
--Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"

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Remember, Michael, the real happiness of Christmas is not found in what we get, but what we give.
--Cecil Kellaway, Bewitched, "A Vision of Sugar Plums"

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Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
--Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars, "An Echolls Family Christmas"

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It means, sayin' people are free don't make 'em free. You got races that hate each other. You got some folks gettin' work they don't want, others losin' the little they had. You're lookin' at social confusion, economic depression, and probably some riots. Good luck.
--J. August Richards, Angel, "There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb"

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I can't wait till the day when understanding between everybody is such a commonplace thing that they don't have to hand out awards for it.
--Dick Van Dyke, The Dick Van Dyke Show, "Show of Hands"

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My dad’s always a hero. And he’s always dead.
--Thomas Dekker, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, “Gnothi Seauton”

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My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it's in the line of duty.
--DeForest Kelley, Star Trek, "Shore Leave"

TV Quote of the Week

You can't judge a book by its cover. But you can by its first four chapters, and certainly by its last.
--James Spader, The Blacklist, "Anslo Garrick"

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Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by the fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above.
--David Duchovny, The X-Files, “Blood”

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When you live forever, it's disappointing how little humans change. Technology, though, it always gets better. If I hadn't become a vampire, I would have missed out on the Internet, TIVO, World of Warcraft... and GPS.
--Alex O’Loughlin, Moonlight, “Out of the Past”

TV Quote of the Week

Will you just stop shouting already?
--Clare Kramer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Gift”

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If you’re not afraid... you’re in denial.
--Megan Gallagher, Millennium, “Wide Open”

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That's how he does it. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. And whispers. Listen. Just listen. That's him. Inside.
--Lesley Sharp, Doctor Who (The Second Series), "Midnight"

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You know, it is a defect that I have observed worldwide. Obviously you have seen it too, that is to say that men of any country seem to think that men of other countries are the lucky ones. You know what I mean? For example, we take the Italians. The Italians, they like Swiss girls. The German man likes the Spanish woman. And the Greek, ah the Greek, they like the Danes, you know. That's the way it is. It never fails. Never, never, never fails.
--Vito Scotti, The Bionic Woman (The First Series), “Fly Jaime”

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You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
--Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy, "No Man's Land"

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Give all of us gathered here tonight the strength to remember that life is so very fragile. We are all vulnerable, and we will all, at some point in our lives... fall. We will all fall. We must carry this in our hearts... that what we have is special. That it can be taken from us, and when it is taken from us, we will be tested. We will be tested to our very souls. We will now all be tested. It is these times, it is this pain, that allows us to look inside ourselves.
--Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights, "Pilot"

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You know, sir it’s a funny thing. All my life I kept running into smart people. I don’t just mean smart like you, and the people in this house. You know what I mean. In school there were lots of smarter kids. And when I first joined the force, sir, they had some very clever people there. And I could tell right away it wasn’t going to be easy making detective as long as they were around. I figured if I worked harder than they did, put in more time, read the books, kept my eyes open, maybe I could make it happen. And I did. And I really love my work, sir.
--Peter Falk, Columbo, "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case"

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I'm not so sure I want a revolution going on in my ear.
--Lindsay Wagner, The Bionic Woman (The First Series), "Kill Oscar"

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Batman, if I were to kiss you, would you think I was a bad girl?
--Julie Newmar, Batman, "The Bat's Kow Tow"