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Enough with the timeline crap, Abed.
--Gillian Jacobs, Community, "Remedial Chaos Theory"

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There's Laura Eason, ninth grader. She plays the flute. She would have been one of the first to go... coming out of Orchestra at the wrong time. And Andrew Bayer: he would have tried to save his friend Lawrence DiStasi and lost his life. And Gavin Price. And three other students in the cafeteria. And Mr. Harvey. And Ms. Schmidt in the library. And finally, Steve Ramsey himself. And for each of these faces Joan, there are twelve more whose lives would have come to an end today -- lives altered forever by you. By the simple effect of being present, by entering the light, by joining the dance.
--Kathryn Joosten, Joan of Arcadia, "The Uncertainty Principle"

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No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm-a have me a whole bunch of kids. I'll be a better father than he *ever* was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a *damn* thing he can ever teach me about how to love my kids!
--Will Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, "Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse"

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On my planet, to rest is to rest. To cease using energy. To me, it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass using energy instead of saving it.
--Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek, "Shore Leave"

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He and I are exactly the same. Except that I'm younger, Cuban, female, single, and straight.
--Melissa Fumero, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "M.E. Time"

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Yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am Latin, so I get to feel whatever I want.
--Sofía Vergara, Modern Family, "iSpy"

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Doctors have plans and nurses do what works.
--Jessica Szohr, Complications, "Pilot"

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New York's just like Russia. You can't trust the cops.
--Danielle Kotch, Person of Interest, "Razgovor"

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Do I look like a virgin to you?
--Holly Marie Combs, Picket Fences, "Pageantry"

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Ghetto white's the new brown.
--Jeremy Allen White, Shameless (US), "The American Dream"

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I said "a machine that makes dreams come true..." Nightmares can also be dreams.
--Guy Williams, Lost in Space, "Wish Upon a Star"

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I am very serious when it comes to risking my life. I don't know what I would do without it.
--Leonard Nimoy, Mission: Impossible, "Fool's Gold"

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You're missing the point. Enlightenment was not the diamond. Enlightenment was the choice.
--Peter Davison, Doctor Who (The First Series), "Enlightenment"

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What's the point in saving the world if you can't enjoy it?
--Michael Emerson, Person of Interest, "If-Then-Else"

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All a girl needs is Don Juan.
--Emily Banks, Star Trek, "Shore Leave"

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Miss Olem, you should never assume because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
--Tony Randall, The Odd Couple, "My Strife in Court"

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I rate something more than I've got! Where does it say that every morning of a man's life he's got to Indian wrestle with every hot young contender off the sidewalk who has an itch to go up one rung? McDermont, I've put in my time, do you understand that? I've paid my dues! I shouldn't be hustled to death in the daytime and then die of loneliness every night. That's not the dream! That's not what it's about!
--William Windom, Night Gallery, "They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar"

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Most days, I get by fine. I blend with the crowd. Just another one of the huddled masses yearning to get by unnoticed. Problemo is, I'm not as like them as I'd like to be. I got made, not born, and because it was humans made me, somewhere along the line couple of wires got crossed in my head. Someone botched the job. So some days, that's how I feel - a botched job.
--Jessica Alba, Dark Angel, "Flushed"

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The world looks like it did ten years ago, but underneath, it's become very strange indeed. An invisible struggle has begun. Most of the people who knew this are already dead. All things being equal, I prefer you didn't join them.
--Michael Emerson, Person of Interest, "Relevance"

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Well, threats are the standard situation with newsmen, Carl. You know that. It goes with the territory like the high salary.
--Simon Oakland, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, "The Trevi Collection"