TV Quote of the Week

Ghetto white's the new brown.
--Jeremy Allen White, Shameless (US), "The American Dream"

Here We Go Again

Apparently I wasn't all that wrong when I called 2012 the new Y2K. True, it never hurts to be cautious, but still.

More “News”

Grey's Anatomy is the new Ally McBeal.
Veronica Mars is the new Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.

The Weekly “News”

Hugo Chavez is the new Castro.
Katrina refugees are the new Marielitos.
Islam is the new Communism.
Iran is the new Iraq.
Iraq is the new Lebanon.
Spanish is the new English.
English is the new Latin.
Latin is the new Sanskrit.
Taiwan is the new Hong Kong.
China is the new Russia.
Al-Qaeda is the new PLO.
Pirates are the new cowboys.
Mel Gibson is the new Brando.
Rap is the new rock.
Rock is the new country.
Country is the new disco.
DVRs are the new VCRs.
Cyberspace is the new heroin.
Youtube is the new crack.