TV Quote of the Week

Thank you. I’ve no idea who I am, but you’ve just summed me up. So, do you accept my challenge? Or are you just a kalak pel kasa kree salvak?
--David Tennant, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “The Christmas Invasion”

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You may find that having is not so nearly pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
--Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek, “Amok Time”

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Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of -- Not that I don't like Spaniards.
--Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Pangs”

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Being different might not be as rewarding as you think it is.
--Kristanna Loken, Painkiller Jane, "Toy Soldiers"

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How many freaking vampires am I supposed to care about these days?
--Leslie David Baker, The Office (US), "Costume Contest"

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Let’s take out some puppets.
--David Boreanaz, Angel, "Smile Time"

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Did you not hear me when I said I have no need of human company? And could you not understand why?
--Bradford Dillman, Night Gallery, “Pickman’s Model”

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Life is not a monster movie.
--Annabelle Weenick, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”

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But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but, after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again... I do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you.
--James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “After Life”

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I wouldn't take Britain if I were you. There's nothing of value there and the people make terrible slaves.
--Ian Ogilvy, I, Claudius, “Waiting in the Wings”

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Now, Spike, you wanna see what a real vampire looks like?
--Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Leave Me”

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No. History shows otherwise. A weak government will always spawn mutiny and rebellion.
--Emily Deschanel, Bones, “The Witch in the Wardrobe”

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Cities don’t burn because everyone got smarter. They burn because someone lost control of them.
--Reed Diamond, Dollhouse, “Epitaph One”

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Do you want to know what the future looks like? Enforced worship in churches a mile high. And every country surrounded by a coral reef of bones. But fuck it. Maybe it should happen. There’s nothing on TV at the moment.
--Paul Rhys, Being Human, "Serve God, Love Me and Mend"

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All men think they're fascinating -- in my case, it's justified.
--Bruce Campbell, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, “My Fair Cupcake”

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Being drunk doesn’t change who you are, just reveals it.
--Olivia Wilde, House M.D., "House Divided"

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You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died and I ended up a Mexican.
--Tom Lenk, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Conversations with Dead People”

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Give me the players any day. At least you know going in, they’re motivated by the money. It’s the greed. But with these politicos, man, they just like it.
--Don Johnson, Miami Vice, “Free Verse”

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It’s so encouraging to see someone happily married around here.
--Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men, "The Good News"

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I hate heroes.
--Zachary Quinto, Heroes, "Eclipse -- Part I"