TV Quote of the Week

You know, I was beginning to think all you guys had were tea parties.
--Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”

TV Quote of the Week

With all that's going on in the world these days, who among us hasn't wanted to take an axe to a priest?
--William Shatner, Boston Legal, “Legal Deficits”

TV Quote of the Week

I'm making a New Year's resolution to find a job... right after Easter.
--Karyn Parsons, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, “Hilary Gets a Life”

TV Quote of the Week

Government policy has nothing to do with common sense.
--Nigel Hawthorne, Yes Minister, “A Question of Loyalty”

TV Quote of the Week

Never underestimate an Irish hologram.
--Kate Mulgrew, Star Trek: Voyager, “Spirit Folk”

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I like science fiction. Somebody got a problem with that?
--Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy, “Freedom”

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I mean, back then people would applaud for me when I walked into a room, Betty, and what if that doesn’t happen anymore?
--Lindsay Lohan, Ugly Betty, “Granny Pants”

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Why, that'll ruin half the crops! You know that, don't you, half the crops! That's what that... But it's good you're making it snow. It's real good. And tomorrow's going to be a good day too.
--John Larch, The Twilight Zone, “It's a Good Life”

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Yeah, the critics have this -- like -- you know -- great tradition of being totally clueless.
--Christopher Marquette, Joan of Arcadia, “No Bad Guy”

TV Quote of the Week

Loneliness leads to nothing good. Only detachment. And sometimes the people who most need to reach out are the people least capable of it.
--Olivia Williams, Dollhouse, “Haunted”

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We are not who we are.
--Ken Kirzinger and Sonny Surwiec, The X-Files, “Ice”

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My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.
--Aubrey Plaza, Parks and Recreation, “Sister City”

TV Quote of the Week

So are we going to sit around crying into our lattes or are we going to do something about it?
--Burn Gorman, Torchwood, “End of Days”

TV Quote of the Week

Talent doesn’t age, sweetheart.
--Kristen Chenoweth, Glee, “The Rhodes Not Taken”

TV Quote of the Week

No one's unemployed these days except you.
--Jacqueline King, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Partners in Crime”

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Well, normally, I’d put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn’t think it was gonna make it this year, but darn it if it wasn’t the little planet that could all over again.
--Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “The Socratic Method”

TV Quote of the Week

Wait a minute. You're one of those Solstice lovers, aren't you? One of those rebels who thinks that everything and everyone should stop once a year just to raise a glass, eat a goose, unwrap gifts!
--Peter Vere-Jones, Xena: Warrior Princess, “A Solstice Carol”

TV Quote of the Week

Do we have to keep talking about religion? It's Christmas!
--Lisa Wilhoit, My So-Called Life, “So-Called Angels”

TV Quote of the Week

Aahh, they remake Fame and A Christmas Carol. Has Hollywood totally run out of ideas?
--Susan Sullivan, Castle, “Deep in Death”

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This Christmas thing? What's it about?
--Kylie Minogue, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Voyage of the Damned”