TV Quote of the Week

This ghost comes with the sunshine.
--Joanna Pettet, Night Gallery, “The House”

TV Quote of the Week

Mr McGee, your newspaper is only interested in reporting murder, rape, horoscopes, UFO's and Farrah Fawcett. I don't happen to fit into any of those categories and I don't wish to be interviewed.
--Bill Bixby, The Incredible Hulk (1977) (TV Movie)

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I mean look at her, she’s 100% fabrication. She decided what she wanted to be and damn the facts. You don’t get much more American than that.
--Tyron Leitso, Wonderfalls, “Barrel Bear”

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You'd be surprised what a father would do for his daughter.
--Jack Coleman, Heroes, “Cautionary Tales”

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Oh, Andy, don’t be silly. Do you think the world’s going to end on your shift?
--Eve Myles, Torchwood, “End of Days”

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I've got to get a girlfriend, just for the summer, until this wears off. She'll be a summery girl. She'll have hair. She'll have summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet, and in the autumn, I'll ditch her, because she's my summer girl!
--Dylan Moran, Black Books, “Fever”

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You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.
--Peter Davison, Doctor Who (The First Series), “Arc of Infinity”

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Mind your own business, Mr. Spock, I'm sick of your half-breed interference. Do you hear?
--William Shatner, Star Trek, “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”

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Uh-uh, I said classic sci-fi errors. Now, you’re just attacking good storytelling.
--Fran Kranz, Dollhouse, “Haunted”

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It's strange to have a creation out there -- a deeply mutated version of yourself, running loose and screwing everything up. I wonder if this is how parents feel.
--Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “The British Invasion”

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Since when do you pass on the swine?
--Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “Saviors”

TV Quote of the Week

All that stuff that you think never happens, it happens. You just got to be ready for it.
--David Boreanaz, Bones, “The Boneless Bride in the River”

TV Quote of the Week

These “taxes”, they are like sacrifices to tribal gods?
--Louise Jameson, Doctor Who (The First Series), “The Sun Makers”

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Might wanna stop saying “you” and start saying “we”.
--John Barrowman, Torchwood, “Day One”

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You ever try to clean an actual slate? You always see what was on it before.
--Eliza Dushku, Dollhouse, “Ghost”

TV Quote of the Week

Oh, I have heard more than enough about Schrödinger’s cat.
--Kaley Cuoco, The Big Bang Theory, “The Tangerine Factor”

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Evidently, quality of wits is more important than quantity.
--Derek Jacobi, I, Claudius, “Fool's Luck”

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The people I love are not distractions.
--Milo Ventimiglia, Heroes, “Distractions”

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I’m romantic, not crazy.
--Ana Ortiz, Ugly Betty, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”

TV Quote of the Week

That’s the problem with heroic gestures. Succeed, and you look wonderful. Fail and all you do is leave the bloody mess for everyone to clear up.
--Lucy Brown, Primeval