Halloween TV Quotes

David Boreanaz, Angel, “Not Fade Away”
David Boreanaz, Angel, “Not Fade Away”
David Boreanaz, Angel, “Smile Time”
Danny Mora, Angel, “The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco”
Paul Rhys, Being Human, “Serve God, Love Me and Mend”
Russell Tovey, Being Human, “Ghost Town”
James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “After Life”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Blood Ties”
Tom Lenk, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Conversations with Dead People”
Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Grave”
Nicholas Brendon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Inca Mummy Girl”
Adam Busch, Clare Kramer, George Hertzberg, Harry Groener, Juliet Landau, Mark Metcalf, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Lessons"
Mark Metcalf, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Lessons”
Michelle Trachtenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Lessons”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Leave Me”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Pangs”
James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Pangs”
Emma Caulfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Sleeper”
Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Some Assembly Required”
Allyson Hannigan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Tough Love”
Alexandra Moltke, Dark Shadows
Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “Let's Give the Boy a Hand”
David Tennant, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Tooth and Claw”
Matt Smith, Doctor Who (The Second Series), "Vampires of Venice"
Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “Demon in Lace”
Simon Oakland, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, "Legacy of Terror"
Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “The Devil's Platform”
Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be...”
Henry Darrow, Night Gallery, "Cool Air"
Bradford Dillman, Night Gallery, "Pickman's Model"
Bradford Dillman, Night Gallery, "Pickman's Model"
Louise Sorel, Night Gallery, “Pickman's Model”
Clint Howard, Night Gallery, “The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes”
Joanna Pettet, Night Gallery, “The House”
Grant Show, Point Pleasant, “The Lonely Hunter”
Kate Hodge, She-Wolf of London, "Nice Girls Don't"
Kate Hodge, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”
Annabelle Weenick, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”
Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”
Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”
Anderson Knight, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”
Peter Cellier, She-Wolf of London, “What's Got Into Them?”
Carolyn Jones, The Addams Family, “Halloween with the Addams Family”
Carolyn Jones, The Addams Family, “The Addams Family Splurges”
Peter Wyngarde, The Avengers, “A Touch of Brimstone”
Diana Rigg, The Avengers, “Never, Never Say Die”
Darren McGavin, The Night Stalker (1972) (TV Movie)
Leslie David Baker, The Office (U.S.), “Costume Contest”
Paul Lynde, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
Nancy Cartwright, The Simpsons, “Sideshow Bob Roberts”
Dan Castellaneta, The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
John Larch, The Twilight Zone, “It's a Good Life”
Collin Wilcox, The Twilight Zone, “Number 12 Looks Just Like You”
Suzanne Lloyd, The Twilight Zone, “Perchance to Dream”
Betty Garde, The Twilight Zone, “The Midnight Sun”
Betty Garde, The Twilight Zone, “The Midnight Sun”
Frank Overton, The Twilight Zone, “Walking Distance”
David Duchovny, The X-Files, "Fire"
Gillian Anderson, The X-Files, “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas”
Ken Kirzinger and Sonny Surwiec, The X-Files, “Ice”
David Duchovny, The X-Files, “Pilot”
William B. Davis, The X-Files, “Talitha Cumi”
Gillian Anderson, The X-Files, “The Rain King”
Fifi D’Orsay, Thriller, “The Grim Reaper”
Stephen Moyer, True Blood, “The First Taste”
Anna Paquin, True Blood, “The First Taste”

TV Quote of the Week

I am not taking home some English curse.
--Kate Hodge, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”

TV Quote of the Week

There is nothing glorious about dying in a war. A bunch of starving, freezing boys killing each other so that the rich can stay rich. Madness.
--Stephen Moyer, True Blood, “The First Taste”

TV Quote of the Week

You know, I was beginning to think all you guys had were tea parties.
--Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”

TV Quote of the Week

Why, that'll ruin half the crops! You know that, don't you, half the crops! That's what that... But it's good you're making it snow. It's real good. And tomorrow's going to be a good day too.
--John Larch, The Twilight Zone, “It's a Good Life”

TV Quote of the Week

We are not who we are.
--Ken Kirzinger and Sonny Surwiec, The X-Files, “Ice”

TV Quote of the Week

You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, “I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.” The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
--James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Pangs”

TV Quote of the Week

I don’t want to look like everyone else. I want to look like me.
--Collin Wilcox, The Twilight Zone, “Number 12 Looks Just Like You”

TV Quote of the Week

My name is Victoria Winters. My journey is beginning. A journey that I hope will open the doors of life to me and link my past with my future. A journey that will bring me to a strange and dark place, to the edge of the sea high atop Widows' Hill - a house called Collinwood. A world I've never known, with people I've never met. People who tonight are still only shadows in my mind, but who will soon fill the days and nights of my tomorrows.
--Alexandra Moltke, Dark Shadows

TV Quote of the Week

The saddest thing about what we do is, is how easy it is. I barely lift a finger. You wanna ruin a man? Show him what's really in his heart. The seeds of Destruction, Lust, Insecurity, Violence, Obsession. People like to imagine they are seeing demons, but the real demons, we know better.
--Grant Show, Point Pleasant, “The Lonely Hunter”

TV Quote of the Week

Ah, you got to love this place. Every day it's like Halloween.
--David Duchovny, The X-Files, “Pilot”

TV Quote of the Week

So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? 'Cause I don't know anything much besides “Doritos” and “Chihuahua”.
--Nicholas Brendon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Inca Mummy Girl”

TV Quote of the Week

Don’t be frightened, grandfather. It will happen so quickly you won’t even feel it. And nobody else will feel it either. They’ll just expect it to be a -- a better day. Maybe afterwards that’s what it will be.
--Clint Howard, Night Gallery, “The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes”

TV Quote of the Week

It doesn't matter where you came from, or-or how you got here. You are my sister. There's no way you could annoy me so much if you weren't.
--Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Blood Ties”

TV Quote of the Week

Norma. Please paint something cool today.
--Betty Garde, The Twilight Zone, “The Midnight Sun”

TV Quote of the Week

Who am I to be squeamish about something out of the ordinary?
--Anna Paquin, True Blood, “The First Taste”

TV Quote of the Week

This ghost comes with the sunshine.
--Joanna Pettet, Night Gallery, “The House”

TV Quote of the Week

As you know, there’s a real scary holiday coming up... Election Day.
--Paul Lynde, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

TV Quote of the Week

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me.
--Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “Let’s Give the Boy a Hand”

TV Quote of the Week

People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do.
--David Boreanaz, Angel, “Not Fade Away”