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I find it more comforting to believe that all this isn’t simply a test.
--Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “Three Stories”

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Don’t you worry about your grades, my dear. What you have is far more appealing than anything in the Finno-Ugric rune cycles.
--Peter Cellier, She-Wolf of London, “What’s Got Into Them?”

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What? Are there two suns?
--Rainn Wilson, The Office (US), “Business Trip”

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She's the only person in the world who loves me. I think that's nice. I don’t have feeling about anything, but if I could have feelings at all, I’d have them for Deb.
--Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “Dexter”

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The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already.
--Mark Metcalf, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Lessons”

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Con esto concluimos nuestra primera temporada de Earl. Estamos muy agradecidos con su acompañamiento y anticipamos verlos el próximo otoño. (This concludes our first season of Earl. We are very grateful for your support and look forward to seeing you next autumn.)
--Nadine Velazquez, My Name Is Earl, “Number One”

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Look, it is every generation's responsibility to be better than the last.
--Jean Smart, Samantha Who, “The Car”

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Men can never be free, because they're weak, corrupt, worthless... and restless. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle or mystery. Science is their religion -- no greater explanation exists for them! They must never believe any differently if the project is to go forward.
--William B. Davis, The X-Files, “Talitha Cumi”

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You said it couldn't miss. You said I'd make the front pages. You crumb. The only thing I'll get out of this is a bad case of sunburn.
--Edy Williams, Adam-12, “Venice Division”

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There is no evil in nakedness.
--Fifi D’Orsay, Thriller, “The Grim Reaper”

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I think there are times when you would crack the universe open if you could, just to see what would happen.
--Nicholas Amer, I, Claudius, “A God in Colchester”

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I’m not strange. I’m just different. There’s a difference.
--Tommy Knight, The Sarah Jane Adventures, “The Day of the Clown: Part 1”

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I am not taking home some English curse.
--Kate Hodge, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”

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There is nothing glorious about dying in a war. A bunch of starving, freezing boys killing each other so that the rich can stay rich. Madness.
--Stephen Moyer, True Blood, “The First Taste”

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I guess you’re right. We’re supposed to be fighting Mexicans... not each other!
--James Read (II), North and South

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They were both infected with that infantile disorder known as Republicanism.
--Siân Phillips, I, Claudius, “Queen of Heaven”

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I believe in parenthood as an institution but I’m not ready to be institutionalized.
--Kelly Rutherford, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., “And Baby Makes Three”

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I’m sorry, ma’am, illegals only.
--Italia Ricci, House M.D., “House Divided”

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One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.
--Sophia Myles, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “The Girl in the Fireplace”

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I'm glad you're up on your foreign languages, Robin, they come in handy when fighting crime.
--Adam West, Batman, “The Purr-fect Crime”