TV Quote of the Week

Did you not hear me when I said I have no need of human company? And could you not understand why?
--Bradford Dillman, Night Gallery, “Pickman’s Model”

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Life is not a monster movie.
--Annabelle Weenick, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”

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But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but, after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again... I do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you.
--James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “After Life”

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Now, Spike, you wanna see what a real vampire looks like?
--Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Leave Me”

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Do you want to know what the future looks like? Enforced worship in churches a mile high. And every country surrounded by a coral reef of bones. But fuck it. Maybe it should happen. There’s nothing on TV at the moment.
--Paul Rhys, Being Human, "Serve God, Love Me and Mend"

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You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died and I ended up a Mexican.
--Tom Lenk, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Conversations with Dead People”

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There was a scientist on the radio this morning. He said that it will get a lot hotter more each day. Now that we’re moving so close to the sun, and that’s why we’re... That’s why...
--Betty Garde, The Twilight Zone, “The Midnight Sun”

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Love should be the opposite of death. It should be our biggest reason for wanting to be here.
--Russell Tovey, Being Human, "Ghost Town"

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Everybody marries everybody these days.
--Pam Austin, The Twilight Zone, "Number Twelve Looks Just Like You"

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I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
--Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Some Assembly Required”

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Oh my God! The dead have risen and are voting Republican.
--Nancy Cartwright, The Simpsons, “Sideshow Bob Roberts”

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Midnight approaches. The witching hour. And as a sign of that hour, as a symbol of all that is evil, as the epitome and purveyor of this night of sin... I give you the Queen of Sin... Mrs. Peel!
--Peter Wyngarde, The Avengers, “A Touch of Brimstone”

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Why can’t the people’s candidate be like the rest of us -- timid, insecure and lazy?
--Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “The Devil’s Platform”

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Nobody remembers the good stuff.
--Danny Mora, Angel, “The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco”

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But Halloween’s not about some war you lost. It’s about fun.
--Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”

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Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is... ask for help when you need it.
--Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Grave”

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Don’t you worry about your grades, my dear. What you have is far more appealing than anything in the Finno-Ugric rune cycles.
--Peter Cellier, She-Wolf of London, “What’s Got Into Them?”

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The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already.
--Mark Metcalf, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Lessons”

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Men can never be free, because they're weak, corrupt, worthless... and restless. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle or mystery. Science is their religion -- no greater explanation exists for them! They must never believe any differently if the project is to go forward.
--William B. Davis, The X-Files, “Talitha Cumi”

TV Quote of the Week

There is no evil in nakedness.
--Fifi D’Orsay, Thriller, “The Grim Reaper”