Friday, July 18, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Oh, no! I have heard of hair turning white overnight due to a great fright but this is the first instance I have encountered in which hair turns blonde due to a similar cause. Just think of all the money women can save on peroxide if this happened more often.

On a more serious note, I would think that deliberately dying Ms. Velez's hair blonde on the movie poster in order to appeal to the type of people who do not care for brunettes is more than a bit foolish. Not only is such an act the aesthetic equivalent of drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, but it seems silly to pretend that the type of people fooled by such a poster are not likely to demand a refund once they discover Ms. Velez's true hair color. And what's wrong with naturally black hair, anyway?

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Friday, July 11, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


This just in: sixty centuries of stony sleep vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle. Details at eleven.

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Friday, July 04, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Is it evil of me to envy Jack Benny so much?

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Friday, June 27, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


The more things change...

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Friday, June 20, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Should I find it strange that this movie's tagline almost sounds like a threat?

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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


That's funny. The Mr. Peabody in this movie doesn't look like a dog.

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Saturday, June 07, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Yet another movie poster whose tagline suggests that the movie is about a different ethnic group than the one it is actually about.

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Friday, May 16, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


As a Latino, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think about this movie because it's obviously not about Latinos. Nor about any other predominantly dark-skinned ethnic group that I can think of.

I'm guessing the title is supposed to be about more than just missing one's weekly appointment at the tanning salon. And please don't ask me why the Spanish title for this film has a masculine ending to its adjective when its protagonist is obviously a female.

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Friday, April 25, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Believe it or not, this is not the official movie of this blog.

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Friday, April 11, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Could this be the most subtle example of sexual symbolism to ever appear in a movie poster?

Nah!

But I would not be surprised to find out that the creator of this poster had to do some major penance afterward.

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Friday, April 04, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


And worse yet... they eat meat on Friday.

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Friday, March 28, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Revenge of the Lenten fish?

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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


The ideal movie to watch for Lent?

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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


It is kinda depressing to note that this movie is being released on March 28 of this year and yet thus far I have seen more online publicity given to a movie starring an animated raccoon and a movie centered around a giant fire-breathing lizard. I guess I must be surfing the wrong sites.

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Saturday, July 02, 2011

Movie Poster of the Week


Heh. Who says the movies of yesteryear have no valid messages for the moviegoers of today?

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Movie Posters of the Week


Some things are better said in Spanish.


Other things are not. (No pun intended.)

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Saturday, October 02, 2010

Movie Poster of the Week


Remember the good old days when Hollywood released nice, cheerful movies instead of the dark, cynical stuff we get nowadays?

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Movie Poster of the Week


What can I say? I'm a sucker for a well-placed accent mark.

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Movie Poster of the Week

And the movie I most want to see on DVD (an official DVD, that is) is

Well, it is close to Halloween.

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