TV Quotes of the Week

Christopher Shea, A Charlie Brown Christmas
Christopher Shea, A Charlie Brown Christmas
Tracy Stratford, A Charlie Brown Christmas
Hilary Momberger, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Hilary Momberger, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Joan Cusack, A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) (TV Movie)
Edy Williams, Adam-12, “Venice Division”
Alfred Hitchcock, Alfred Hitchcock Presents,“Revenge”
David Boreanaz, Angel, “Not Fade Away”
David Boreanaz, Angel, “Not Fade Away”
David Boreanaz, Angel, “Smile Time”
Danny Mora, Angel, “The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco”
Adam West, Batman, "Batman Displays His Knowledge"
Julie Newmar, Batman, “Catwoman Goes to College”
Burt Ward, Batman, "Give 'em the Axe"
Burgess Meredith, Batman, “Hizzoner the Penguin”
Victor Buono, Batman, “The Curse of Tut”
Adam West, Batman, “The Duo Is Slumming”
Adam West, Batman, “The Purr-fect Crime”
Paul Rhys, Being Human, “Serve God, Love Me and Mend”
Russell Tovey, Being Human, “Ghost Town”
Dylan Moran, Black Books, “Fever”
Rod Steiger, Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theater, “Slow Fade to Black”
David Boreanaz, Bones, “The Boneless Bride in the River”
David Boreanaz, Bones, “The Man in the Morgue”
David Boreanaz, Bones, “The Plain in the Prodigy”
Emily Deschanel, Bones, “The Witch in the Wardrobe”
Candice Bergen, Boston Legal, "Breast in Show"
William Shatner, Boston Legal, “Legal Deficits”
James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “After Life”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Blood Ties”
Tom Lenk, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Conversations with Dead People”
Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Grave”
Nicholas Brendon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Inca Mummy Girl”
Adam Busch, Clare Kramer, George Hertzberg, Harry Groener, Juliet Landau, Mark Metcalf, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Lessons"
Mark Metcalf, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Lessons”
Michelle Trachtenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Lessons"
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Leave Me”
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Pangs"
James Marsters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Pangs”
Emma Caulfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Sleeper"
Anthony Stewart Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Some Assembly Required”
Allyson Hannigan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Tough Love”
Susan Sullivan, Castle, “Deep in Death”
Barry Robins, Columbo, “A Case of Immunity”
Peter Falk, Columbo, “The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case”
Danny Pudi, Community, “Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas”
Danny Pudi, Community, “Remedial Chaos Theory”
Ian Gomez, Cougar Town, “When a Kid Goes Bad”
Herbert Siguenza, Culture Clash
Alexandra Moltke, Dark Shadows
Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “An Inconvenient Lie”
Christian Camargo, Dexter, “Born Free”
Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “Dexter”
Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “Let's Give the Boy a Hand”
James Remar, Dexter, “Si Se Puede”
Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “The British Invasion”
Michael C. Hall, Dexter, “There's Something about Harry”
Peter Davison, Doctor Who (The First Series), “Arc of Infinity”
Jasmine Breaks, Doctor Who (The First Series), “Remembrance of the Daleks”
Colin Baker, Doctor Who (The First Series), “Revelation of the Daleks”
Nicholas Courtney, Doctor Who (The First Series), “Terror of the Zygons”
Louise Jameson, Doctor Who (The First Series), “The Sun Makers”
Arthur Darvill, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Curse of the Black Spot”
Hugh Quarshie, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Daleks in Manhattan”
Jacqueline King, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Partners in Crime”
David Tennant, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “The Christmas Invasion”
Sophia Myles, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “The Girl in the Fireplace”
John Simm, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “The Sound of Drums”
David Tennant, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Tooth and Claw”
Matt Smith, Doctor Who (The Second Series), "Vampires of Venice"
Kylie Minogue, Doctor Who (The Second Series), “Voyage of the Damned”
Fran Kranz, Dollhouse, “A Love Supreme”
Alan Tudyk, Dollhouse, “Briar Rose”
Felicia Day, Dollhouse, “Epitaph One”
Reed Diamond, Dollhouse, “Epitaph One”
Eliza Dushku, Dollhouse, “Ghost”
Fran Kranz, Dollhouse, “Haunted”
Olivia Williams, Dollhouse, “Haunted”
Eliza Dushku, Dollhouse, “Omega”
Stacey Scowley, Dollhouse, “The Left Hand”
Rebecca De Mornay, ER, “Greene with Envy”
Laura Cerón, ER, "Night Shift"
Nathan Fillion, Firefly, “Jaynestown”
Jackie Vernon, Frosty the Snowman
Eva La Rue, George Lopez, “George Gets Assisterance”
Don Adams, Get Smart, “Island of the Darned”
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee, “The Rhodes Not Taken”
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy, “Freedom”
Chad Allen, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!
Bruce Campbell, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, “My Fair Cupcake”
Jack Coleman, Heroes, “Cautionary Tales”
Milo Ventimiglia, Heroes, “Distractions”
Zachary Quinto, Heroes, “Eclipse -- Part I”
Ali Larter, Heroes, “Godsend”
Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “Black Hole”
Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “Bombshells”
Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “DNR”
Italia Ricci, House M.D., “House Divided”
Olivia Wilde, House M.D., “House Divided”
Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “Saviors”
Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “The Socratic Method”
Hugh Laurie, House M.D., “Three Stories”
Boris Karloff, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Boris Karloff, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Nicholas Amer, I, Claudius, “A God in Colchester”
Margaret Tyzack, I, Claudius, “A Touch of Murder”
Derek Jacobi, I, Claudius, “Fool's Luck”
Derek Jacobi, I, Claudius, “Fool's Luck”
Siân Phillips, I, Claudius, “Queen of Heaven”
Ian Ogilvy, I, Claudius, “Waiting in the Wings”
Martin Sheen, Inside the Actors Studio
Christopher Marquette, Joan of Arcadia, “No Bad Guy”
Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “Demon in Lace”
Simon Oakland, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “Legacy of Terror”
Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “The Devil's Platform”
Darren McGavin, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, “They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be...”
Tom Mison, Lost in Austen (2008) (TV Mini-Series)
Jonathan Harris, Lost in Space, "The Space Trader"
Jon Hamm, Mad Men, “Christmas Comes But Once a Year”
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men, “The Good News”
Christina Applegate, Married... with Children, “Old Insurance Dodge”
Don Johnson, Miami Vice, “Free Verse”
Byrne Piven, Miami Vice, “Free Verse”
Perry Lang, Miami Vice, “Trust Fund Pirates”
Ed O'Neill, Modern Family, “Disneyland”
Sarah Hyland, Modern Family, “Lifetime Supply”
Nadine Velazquez, My Name Is Earl, "Barn Burner"
Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl, "Got the Babysitter Pregnant"
Nadine Velazquez, My Name Is Earl, “Number One”
Lisa Wilhoit, My So-Called Life, “So-Called Angels”
Henry Darrow, Night Gallery, "Cool Air"
Bradford Dillman, Night Gallery, “Pickman's Model”
Bradford Dillman, Night Gallery, "Pickman's Model"
Louise Sorel, Night Gallery, “Pickman's Model”
Clint Howard, Night Gallery, “The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes”
Joanna Pettet, Night Gallery, “The House”
James Read (II), North and South
Kristanna Loken, Painkiller Jane, “Toy Soldiers”
Aubrey Plaza, Parks and Recreation, “Sister City”
John Nolan, Person of Interest, “A House Divided”
Frank Cady, Petticoat Junction, “Pop Goes the Question”
Lauren Holly, Picket Fences, “Pageantry”
Grant Show, Point Pleasant, “The Lonely Hunter”
Juliet Aubrey, Primeval
Lucy Brown, Primeval
Ben Miller, Primeval
Robert Llewellyn, Red Dwarf, “Camille”
Henry Gibson, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Jean Smart, Samantha Who, “The Car”
Judy Reyes, Scrubs “My Identity Crisis”
Courteney Cox, Scrubs, “My Saving Grace”
John McGinley, Scrubs, “Our Drunk Friend”
Kate Hodge, She-Wolf of London, "Nice Girls Don't"
Kate Hodge, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”
Annabelle Weenick, She-Wolf of London, “She-Wolf of London”
Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”
Scott Fults, She-Wolf of London, “The Juggler”
Anderson Knight, She-Wolf of London, "The Juggler"
Peter Cellier, She-Wolf of London, “What's Got Into Them?”
Rachel Griffiths, Six Feet Under, “Life's Too Short”
Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek, “Amok Time”
Michael Ansara, Star Trek, "Day of the Dove"
Lee Bergere, Star Trek, "The Savage Curtain"
William Shatner, Star Trek, “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”
William Shatner, Star Trek, "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
Kate Mulgrew, Star Trek: Voyager, “Spirit Folk”
Lake Bell, Surface, "Episode 15"
Danny De Vito, Taxi
Thomas Dekker, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, “Earthlings Welcome Home”
Lena Headey, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, “Pilot”
Carolyn Jones, The Addams Family, “Halloween with the Addams Family”
Carolyn Jones, The Addams Family, “The Addams Family Splurges”
Kelly Rutherford, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., “And Baby Makes Three”
John Pyper-Ferguson, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., “Pilot”
Peter Wyngarde, The Avengers, “A Touch of Brimstone”
Diana Rigg, The Avengers, “Never, Never Say Die”
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory, “The Closure Alternative”
Kaley Cuoco, The Big Bang Theory, “The Tangerine Factor”
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory, "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
Karyn Parsons, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, “Hilary Gets a Life”
Bill Bixby, The Incredible Hulk (1977) (TV Movie)
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom, "We Just Decided To"
Darren McGavin, The Night Stalker (1972) (TV Movie)
Rainn Wilson, The Office (U.S.), “Business Trip”
Leslie David Baker, The Office (U.S.), “Costume Contest”
John Krasinski, The Office (U.S.), “Customer Survey”
Paul Lynde, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
Patrick McGoohan, The Prisoner, “Checkmate”
James Garner, The Rockford Files, “Backlash of the Hunter”
Tommy Knight, The Sarah Jane Adventures, “The Day of the Clown: Part 1”
David Tennant, The Sarah Jane Adventures, “The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith: Part 2”
David Tennant, The Sarah Jane Adventures, “The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith: Part 2”
Nancy Cartwright, The Simpsons, “Sideshow Bob Roberts”
Kelsey Grammer, The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Dan Castellaneta, The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
John Larch, The Twilight Zone, “It's a Good Life”
Collin Wilcox, The Twilight Zone, “Number 12 Looks Just Like You”
Suzanne Lloyd, The Twilight Zone, “Perchance to Dream”
Betty Garde, The Twilight Zone, “The Midnight Sun”
Betty Garde, The Twilight Zone, “The Midnight Sun”
Frank Overton, The Twilight Zone, “Walking Distance”
David Duchovny, The X-Files, "Fire"
Gillian Anderson, The X-Files, “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas”
Ken Kirzinger and Sonny Surwiec, The X-Files, “Ice”
David Duchovny, The X-Files, “Pilot”
William B. Davis, The X-Files, “Talitha Cumi”
Gillian Anderson, The X-Files, “The Rain King”
Kristen Johnston, 3rd Rock from the Sun
Fifi D’Orsay, Thriller, “The Grim Reaper”
John Barrowman, Torchwood, “Day One”
Burn Gorman, Torchwood, “End of Days”
Eve Myles, Torchwood, “End of Days”
Stephen Moyer, True Blood, “The First Taste”
Anna Paquin, True Blood, “The First Taste”
Sarah Lafleur, Ugly Betty, “Curveball”
Lindsay Lohan, Ugly Betty, “Granny Pants”
Ana Ortiz, Ugly Betty, "Hello Goodbye"
Ana Ortiz, Ugly Betty, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”
Gordon Jump, WKRP in Cincinnati, “Turkeys Away”
Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman, "Beauty on Parade"
Maria Grimm, Wonder Woman, “Formula 407”
Tyron Leitso, Wonderfalls, “Barrel Bear”
Caroline Dhavernas, Wonderfalls, “Wax Lion”
Peter Vere-Jones, Xena: Warrior Princess, “A Solstice Carol”
Renée O'Connor, Xena: Warrior Princess, “Forget Me Not”
Nigel Hawthorne, Yes Minister, “A Question of Loyalty”
Nigel Hawthorne, Yes Minister, “The Economy Drive”
Nigel Hawthorne, Yes, Prime Minister, “Power to the People”
Nigel Hawthorne, Yes, Prime Minister, “The Grand Design”
Nigel Hawthorne, Yes, Prime Minister, “The Smoke Screen”