TV Quote of the Week

Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating trolls.
--Donald Glover, Community, "Remedial Chaos Theory"

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Smart chicks are soooo hot.
--Nicholas Brendon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Gift"

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It's Saint Patrick's Day. Here in Scranton, St. Patty's Day is a big deal. It is the closest the Irish will ever have to Christmas.
--Steve Carell, The Office (U.S.), "St. Patrick's Day"

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This is like Congress, only functional.
--T. J. Thyne, Bones, "The Blood from the Stones"

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Didn't I throw you out a window?
--Ali Larter, Heroes, "Landslide"

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It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.
--Olivia Wilde, House M.D., "Both Sides Now"

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People, there is death in this world and there is romance. Today -- death is the loser and romance wins.
--Tamara Taylor, Bones, "The Bikini in the Soup"

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Ha. You wanna know a secret? Most normal people, like me... they just wish they were special, like you.
--Jacqueline McKenzie, The 4400, "White Light"

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I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
--Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”

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Before anyone passes judgment, may I remind you, we are in the Arctic.
--David Duchovny, The X-Files, “Ice”

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There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
--Jenna Fischer, The Office (US), "Finale"

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It's a comfort to have a machine do our thinking for us.
--Carolyn Jones, The Addams Family, "The Addams Family Splurges"

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This is the darkest, most terrible timeline.
Danny Pudi, Community, "Remedial Chaos Theory"

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Five, six, seven, eight.
It's the doctor at the gate.
--Jasmine Breaks, Doctor Who (The First Series), "Remembrance of the Daleks"

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Santa Claus stuff is okay. Anything religious is bad.
--Lauren Holly, Picket Fences, "Pageantry"

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I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.
--Tracy Stratford, A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

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Mankind has no need for gods. We find the one quite adequate.
--William Shatner, Star Trek, "Who Mourns for Adonais?"

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Every year you prepare a terrible meal and every year I criticize it. Do our traditions mean nothing to you?
--Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory, "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"

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There ARE no tough turkeys, madam. Some are just less tender than others.
--Jonathan Harris, Lost in Space, "The Space Trader"

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Now whenever I eat mashed potatoes, I for one will think of the Incas.
--Burt Ward, Batman, "Give 'em the Axe"