TV Quote of the Week

Your revolution, Guerrero? I spit on it.
--Byrne Piven, Miami Vice, "Free Verse"

TV Quote of the Week

Men, two obstacles stand between me and you and a life of splendor and plenty. Eradicate them!
--Julie Newmar, Batman, "Catwoman Goes to College"

TV Quote of the Week

You can't be a killer and a hero. It doesn't work that way.
--Christian Camargo, Dexter, "Born Free"

TV Quote of the Week

This is no place for a Mexican.
--Laura Cerón, ER, "Night Shift"

TV Quote of the Week

America doesn't have a monopoly on bad taste.
--Colin Baker, Doctor Who (The First Series), "Revelation of the Daleks"

TV Quote of the Week

Aw! We're going to spice you up so much you're going to forget you're white.
--Ana Ortiz, Ugly Betty, "Hello Goodbye"

TV Quote of the Week

I think it's pretty safe to say I'm not going to see anyone who's invisible.
--Michelle Trachtenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Lessons”

TV Quote of the Week

Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.
--Kelsey Grammer, The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"

TV Quote of the Week

Doctor, when you got next to nothing, you hold on to the little you got.
--Hugh Quarshie, Doctor Who (The Second Series), "Daleks in Manhattan"

TV Quote of the Week

Where my heart is concerned, I am God.
--Louise Sorel, Night Gallery, “Pickman’s Model”

TV Quote of the Week

Well, you must understand, Major Trevor. South American men are forever trapped by the romantic lover image. But you must be careful. It is we South American women who are really dangerous.
--Maria Grimm, Wonder Woman, “Formula 407”

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I think the most rewarding relationships, the ones that last, are born from friendship. One day you look at the person & see more than you did the night before, like a switch was flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can imagine yourself with.
--Gillian Anderson, The X-Files, “The Rain King”

TV Quote of the Week

Maybe when you go back, Martin, you'll find that there are merry-go-rounds and band concerts where you are. Maybe you haven't been looking in the right place. You've been looking behind you, Martin. Try looking ahead.
--Frank Overton, The Twilight Zone, “Walking Distance”

TV Quote of the Week

Why do I even have to learn Spanish? I live in California. I’m never going to use it.
--Sarah Hyland, Modern Family, “Lifetime Supply”

TV Quote of the Week

Maybe we’re good pirates.
--Perry Lang, Miami Vice, "Trust Fund Pirates"

TV Quote of the Week

Bernard, if the right people don’t have power, do you know what happens? The wrong people get it: politicians, councillors, ordinary voters!
--Nigel Hawthorne, Yes, Prime Minister, “Power to the People”

TV Quote of the Week

You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
--Chad Allen, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

TV Quote of the Week

You know what I find interesting? If you lose a spouse, you're called a widow or a widower. If you're a child and you lose your parents, then you're an orphan. But what's the word to describe a parent who loses a child? I guess that's just too fucking awful to even have a name.
--Rachel Griffiths, Six Feet Under, “Life’s Too Short”

TV Quote of the Week

I don’t hate Christmas. I hate this Christmas.
--Jon Hamm, Mad Men, "Christmas Comes But Once a Year"

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Oh the noise. Oh the noise, noise, noise, noise. There’s one thing I hate, all the noise, noise, noise, noise!
--Boris Karloff, How the Grinch Stole Christmas