Monday, April 22, 2019

Quote of the Week

To use #AOC is helpful in places like twitter with a word limit, but monolingual English speaking newscasters in the United States will say “AOC” because it is easier than stumbling over any part of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. However, they are [ sic ] seem able to easily say “Schwarzenegger”.
-- Elenamary,"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez not AOC", elenamary.com, March 20, 2019

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Monday, October 13, 2014

Quote of the Week

How much English do you need to know, after all, to feel the terror of a good old-fashioned movie monster?
--Tess Gerritsen, "Poe and Me at the Movies"

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Saturday, June 07, 2014

Movie Poster of the Week


Yet another movie poster whose tagline suggests that the movie is about a different ethnic group than the one it is actually about.

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Saturday, December 15, 2012

Quote of the Week

Motherfuckers will read a book that’s 1/3rd elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and they (white people) think we’re taking over.
--Junot Díaz

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Saturday, November 03, 2012

TV Quote of the Week

Now that a Democrat's in office, we all better learn Spanish.
--Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl, "Got the Babysitter Pregnant"

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Saturday, September 29, 2012

TV Quote of the Week

I always dream in Spanish.
--Judy Reyes, Scrubs, "My Identity Crisis"

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Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Science Fiction Quote of the Week

It must be the case that, under the inspiration of extreme suffering, everyone becomes multilingual.
--Jules Verne, Journey to the Center of the Earth

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Monday, January 30, 2012

Movie Song of the Week: "Good Morning"

The cheeriest of songs for a week that could use all the cheer it could handle.

And who would have guessed that Gene Kelly and company would be so multilingual?

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Friday, January 27, 2012

TV Quote of the Week

Why do I even have to learn Spanish? I live in California. I’m never going to use it.
--Sarah Hyland, Modern Family, “Lifetime Supply”

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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Movie Quote of the Week

Mucho gracias, senor. I always speak Spanish when I'm eatin' -- gives it a better flavor.
--Guinn “Big Boy” Williams, Brimstone (1949)

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Thursday, May 05, 2011

TV Quote of the Week

I want to take this moment to thank our Latino audience for watching. And for those of you who can understand me but who are not Latino, I want to commend you for learning a second language.
--Nadine Velazquez, My Name Is Earl, “Barn Burner”

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Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Pensamientos Acerca de Televisión

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: “Gnothi Seauton”

The title of this episode is Greek for “know thyself” and is derived from an old quote by the Greek philosopher Socrates. Sarah Connor mentions it at the beginning of the episode and then goes on to note how difficult it is to know one’s self when one is continually changing one’s identity to survive.

Shortly afterward, the cyborg Cameron Phillips gives Sarah a lead as to where to acquire new fake I.D.s for herself and her son and for a change, it does not involve the Hispanic community. Instead it involves a group of kindred spirits sent back by the future to help out the anti-Skynet resistance. Unfortunately, someone meets up with them before Sarah does and that someone succeeds in doing away with all but one member, who is not to be found.

So instead Sarah ends up going to an old connection in the local Hispanic community after all, only to find out that her contact is officially retired. The contact, however, does suggest that Sarah contact his nephew who has taken over the family I.D. business. This nephew proves to be more mercenary than his uncle and Sarah is forced to break into a safe left behind by the dead time travelers in order to find funds with which to pay him off.

Along the way, Cameron learns to imitate the posture of the nephew’s Latina look-out, proving -- among other things -- that it is just not white Anglo-American humans that the young cyborg learns from. In addition, Sarah learns from the nephew about the infamous 9/11 incident of September 2001 -- and her reaction to that proves to be most interesting. Moreover, both Cameron and Sarah prove to be multilingual, giving both of them an unexpected break when their knowledge of Spanish allows them to eavesdrop on the nephew’s bodyguards. As a result, Sarah soon realizes that her old connection is not quite the reformed felon he claims to be but rather an informant who may or may not be giving info to the feds. Sarah confronts him with this information and he comes up with a convincing alibi, but Cameron kills the guy before Sarah has a chance to verify it.

Not that it matters in the long run. Before the episode is over, it becomes quite evident that the contact really was not quite the guy he claimed to be and even in death, his existence proves to be quite inconvenient to the Connors. Which proves -- among other things -- that knowing herself wasn’t Sarah’s biggest problem this time out after all.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Movie Quote of the Week

Of course I speak English, also Creole, French, Spanish. I'm a native-born American Indian, not some half-breed immigrant like you all.
--Larry Sellers, Assassination (1987)

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

TV Quote of the Week

I'm glad you're up on your foreign languages, Robin, they come in handy when fighting crime.
--Adam West, Batman, “The Purr-fect Crime”

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

God Rest These Merry Gentlemen


Stop me if you heard this one but once upon a time, there were these three ghosts and they were haunting this guy, you see... No, I'm not talking about A Christmas Carol. As much as I love Dickens, I'd like to think that he would prefer that I not mention his name every December. And anyway, I'm talking about yet another story -- the 1940 film Beyond Tomorrow.

Beyond Tomorrow can be described as one of those old-fashioned holiday movies that really should not work but end up doing so anyway. Of course, it helps your appreciation of this movie if you actually like people and have gotten sick and tired of holiday movies that seem perpetually obsessed with gloom and misery. As much as I appreciate social realism, I cannot help but wonder if it's always a kindness to continually remind people of the down side of life at a time when most folks are getting all too many real-life reminders of such a side, especially when said movie does not really have anything novel to say apart from “Life really stinks sometimes, doesn't it?”

Anyway, Beyond Tomorrow does have enough dark scenes toward its end to satisfy the most determined pessimist but it also has a lot of likable characters and a genuine love for humanity. It may lean a bit too heavily on certain character types but it is never eyerollingly bad.

The movie begins in the mansion of three eccentric millionaires. One is a pessimistic Okie named George Melton (played by Harry Caray). Another is an optimistic Irishman named Michael O'Brien (played by Charles Winninger). And the third is an Englishman named Allan Chadwick (played by C. Aubrey Smith) whose temperament falls somewhere between Melton's and O'Brien's. Playing housekeeper for them is a White Russian refugee named Madame Tanya (played by Maria Ouspenskaya) who generally plays mother hen to the three aging bachelors.

The three men are awaiting guests for a Christmas Eve dinner, only to find that the guests have canceled at the last minute. Melton believes it had something to do with an old unnamed scandal he was once associated with; O'Brien tries to persuade him otherwise. When such persuasion fails to lift Melton's spirits, O'Brien decides to conduct a Twainian experiment by going to the window and throwing out three wallets containing only ten dollars and one of the millionaires' business cards. The idea behind the experiment is to select the ideal stranger to be a guest for dinner by seeing who among the passersby is honest enough to pick up a wallet and return it to its rightful owner.

One woman named Arlene Terry (played by Helen Vinson) blatantly flunks the test by taking the ten bucks and tossing the wallet aside. But a visiting young gentleman from Texas named James Houston (played by Richard Carlson) and a female refugee from New Hampshire named Jean Lawrence (played by Jean Parker) prove more honest and return their wallet to their rightful owners. The two honest folks get invited to dinner, get acquainted afterward and celebrate Christmas Eve with the three millionaires and their servants.

Pretty soon it becomes obvious to even the slowest observer that Houston and Lawrence are falling in love with each other and the three millionaires do their part to ease the path of Cupid. But then tragedy strikes and despite a warning from Madame Tanya, the three millionaires end up dying in a plane crash.

The two young people get an inheritance from the late gentlemen and do their best to honor their memory. But the path of true love is never all that easy and pretty soon the two lovers are parted by the above-mentioned Terry. Terry uses the promise of a singing career and her own rep as an entertainer to lure Houston away from Lawrence. At this point the movie enters rather questionable territory by modern standards because even though the movie has already established that Terry is hardly an honest person, it seems a bit much to believe that Houston bears absolutely no responsibility for allowing himself to be seduced by her. Indeed, for such an honest fellow, he seems to forget Lawrence -- his one true love -- remarkably fast.

The three old gentlemen return from the dead and witness all these goings-on but prove powerless to stop them. For a long time, O'Brien remains in denial about the situation, continually insisting to Melton that Houston is a good lad who will eventually see the light. But then Melton is called away to face his own version of the afterlife and it does not seem likely that he will be meeting St. Peter. Then Chadwick is called away to a happier fate and O'Brien alone is left to try to mend matters on the mortal plane. So obsessed he becomes with fixing things that he forgoes a chance to go to Heaven in order to stay on Earth and bring the two lovers back together. But, alas, Terry appears to have a jealous ex and he has other plans...

It is tempting to dismiss this film as yet another predictable soap opera from those thrilling days of yesteryear but I found it quite entertaining. Granted, I wish Lawrence and Houston showed a little more backbone toward the end but then there probably would not be much of a story. Besides, the best part of the movie occurs towards the beginning when we are being introduced to the main characters. Not every movie can make good people interesting and it seems ironic that despite all the palaver from critics about how bad guys are always more interesting than the good guys, this appears to be one of those rare movies in which the good guys are actually more entertaining. I'd rather rewatch that multilingual session of “Jingle Bells” that our heroes take part in during the Christmas Eve party than any scene Terry appears in. And though it's tempting to declare the fate of our characters to be hokey and corny, I kinda like the fact that for all its darker scenes, the movie actually ends on a happy note. Besides, my inner Catholic relishes the thought of an afterlife in which a heavenly messenger can be forced to change his plans because of an especially feisty deceased matriarch -- and I cannot help but wonder my own mother would think of this flick. Somehow I doubt she would hate it.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

TV Quote of the Week

So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? 'Cause I don't know anything much besides “Doritos” and “Chihuahua”.
--Nicholas Brendon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Inca Mummy Girl”

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Movie Song of the Week: “The Parisians”

I have no real explanation why I'm posting this number from 1958's Gigi. I just happen to like the song. And hey, whoever knew Leslie Caron could speak Spanish so well?

As for the Parisians she sings about, well, I can't pretend I understand them either. It's as if they spoke some kind of foreign language...

I hope you all enjoy this.

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Movie Quote of the Week

Well, if you must insult me, you might at least do it in English!
--Bonita Granville, Nancy Drew: Detective (1938)

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Monday, October 15, 2007

Song Quote of the Week

Dark languages rarely survive.
--Mark Z. Danielewski, Kenneth Burgomaster and Poe, “Hey Pretty [Drive-By 2001 Mix]”

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

“Nesisto Ayuda”

In other words, help wanted. A term I saw on a recent sign posted at a restaurant at which I dine quite regularly.

Apparently the employer in question -- Hispanic, natch -- wasn't even bothering to accept applications from English-speaking applicants. I'm not quite sure whether I should consider this shameless ethnocentrism or poetic justice.

And, yes, I know the first word should be “necesito.” But that's not the way the signwriter spelled it.

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