“Nesisto Ayuda”

In other words, help wanted. A term I saw on a recent sign posted at a restaurant at which I dine quite regularly.

Apparently the employer in question -- Hispanic, natch -- wasn't even bothering to accept applications from English-speaking applicants. I'm not quite sure whether I should consider this shameless ethnocentrism or poetic justice.

And, yes, I know the first word should be “necesito.” But that's not the way the signwriter spelled it.