Mi Amiga Lost Her Job Today

Mi amiga C_____*, the prettiest single mom in Dallas, lost her job today because one of her patrons thought she was too “gordita.” Of course, C_____ is “gordita” in the same sense that Kate Winslet and Monica Bellucci are “gordita” but that didn't keep her from losing her job.

I'm praying she finds another job real quick. She's already put in a few applications but...hey, we'll see...

* Not her real name.