Will the Real Tonio Kruger Please Log On?

It's tempting to pretend otherwise but this isn't my Facebook page. In fact, I don't even have a Facebook account under the name of Tonio Kruger though I've been tempted to apply for one. And no, I don't really look like the guy in that photograph. Not even in my dreams. Not that he's bad-looking; he's just not me.

For what it's worth, this isn't me either. Seriously.