Yet Another Reason to be Proud I'm Half-Polish

No, seriously.

I know I don't talk about my maternal ancestors in Poland half as much as I talk about my paternal ancestors in Mexico, but every so often, an item comes along which makes it almost impossible for me to forget my Polish roots.

And, of course, such an item is this.

Considering how often I've voted for the Democrats in this country, I should consider that item to be scandalous, but I can't help but consider it evidence of yet another Polish tradition for me to live up to.

If not proof that it's good to be the king.