Questions I'll Probably Never Get Answered

1. What in the world is a semicousin?

2. What is the difference between a strawberry blonde and a redhead?

3. Is a Cajun Queen simply the Louisiana equivalent of a Southern belle or is it more derogatory?

4. Where in the world is Suffragette City? And why can't I find it on Goggle Earth?

5. Why would anyone want to go chasing waterfalls when they don't go anywhere?

6. Does anyone really care that much about the difference between Hispanic and Latino?

7. Who would ever name a child of theirs Carmen San Diego?

8. How did Indiana Jones get on board that submarine?

9. If all you need is love, why do they charge so much for Beatles records?

10. Do you know who wrote the Book of Love and do you have faith in God above?